The Bob Collection

Mystery

Once upon a long ago, deep, deep in the African rain forests of Gibraltar, there slept an enormous rock.
The rock slept.
Meanwhile under the disco floor, Jon boogied all night short, while Jason funked quietly to himself alone in a sleepwalk, mouthing obscenities at passers-by.
Meanwhile the three-toed qvarm beast roared silently awake in his sleep.
Confused?
You will be after noon tomorrow, when the rolling stone hits the surface of a lifelessly dead death.
Why is a duck?
Procrastination reigns under the present monarchy unless you have an umbrella, in which case, you would get very, very, very, very dry.
What does that mean?
I mean, death looked deader than life itself under the past tense.

Meanwhile, in a tiny, tiny aircraft carrier in north Southland U.S.A., the Lesser Spotted Afghan Spot spotted something coming closer.
It awoke yawned and slept back into a deep sleep while humming Colonel Bogey, under strict orders from Queen-King Nooty, sausages imploded dramatically, under Neon Britten, the Minister for.
Quack, I’m quacking under the trainliving next door to Bill.
Bill loved to slurp Hot, Hot didn’t enjoy this at first, but longingly stood alone, longingly longing for Colin to, Fulham Free North Smarmland too.
Southern Montgomery quenched relentlessly shaved.
What’s WHOOP-WHOOP wrong with thi… nuemobulos grimaced with Salman Rushweed spinaching frostie-like-beings.
Throwdoigbtgs swalls I.
Everything was fine except that.
She hung elagently from A.
A was not happy with this It had grown four appengages from the back of.
Relentlessly continuing spollning kwitely bleg.

 

Perhaps the most curious of all the writings.

The first paragraph was of very great importance, for it forms the whole of "No! No!". It contains elements of all the works: hatred, envy, restructuring the English language, a Qvarm Beast and so forth. The names are very curious, Jon is a standard name in the passage, but other names are quite bizarre, for example, Colin, Jason, Bill, Hot and A.

It is a fascinating insight into the creative processes, which took place in the minds of the writers. One uses the plural, because the wildly changing style is either the product of two, or more, people or just one person with multiple personality disorder.