The Bob Collection

No! No!

Once upon a long ago, deep, deep in the African rain forests of Gibraltar, there slept an enormous rock.
The rock slept.
Meanwhile under the disco floor, Jon boogied all night short, while Jason funked quietly to himself alone in a sleepwalk, mouthing obscenities at passers-by.
Meanwhile the three-toed qvarm beast roared silently awake in his sleep. Confused? You will be after noon tomorrow, when the rolling stone hits the surface of a lifelessly dead death.
Why is a duck? Procrastination reigns under the present monarchy unless you have an umbrella, in which case, you would get very, very, very, very dry. What does that mean?
I mean, death looked deader than life itself under the past tense.

 

This is the first paragraph of the previous work. It obviously meant much to the creators, which is why they repeated it.