Blob does exist because it tastes nice although spicy, when drunk especially slowly. Meanwhile death was dead. Meanwhile death looked dead. Meanwhile death caressed a soft dead rock lifelessly dead.
Although having an air of gibberish this reflects the mournful, compassionate soul of the writer, who we believe to be the co-writer of "Underneath Gor-Ferris' Clock", as opposed to the writer of "Balloon", who was, quite clearly a homicidal maniac.